This is, by far, the most ridiculous first paragraph to any new story, ever:
EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. - Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors said.

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I completely agree. What's next? Torture at Guantanamo Bay via repeated toe-stubbing?
Posted by donna | November 16, 2007 4:10 PM
Posted on November 16, 2007 16:10