There was a message on my answering machine when I got home earlier this week from the National Honor Society sponsor at my high school asking if I would come and speak at the honor society induction.
Emily's words, aloud, to herself in the kitchen:
I'm sorry, what?
I agreed to do it, but I have no clue what I'm going to say. Any ideas, kids?

Comments (2)
I have no clue. Did they give you any guidance??
Posted by Chas | February 26, 2008 11:04 AM
Posted on February 26, 2008 11:04
See, if it were me I'd have fun with it. Like
"Thank you for having me here today. My experience in high school and participation in the National Honor Society helped me set my sights unbelievably high and accomplish things with my life I've never imagined. I truly have the society to thank for my flourishing career in hardcore porn."
...but that's just me.
Posted by Chris Cactus | February 26, 2008 11:06 AM
Posted on February 26, 2008 11:06